This one was from December 2002. I think a lot of it came from echoing other poets/songwriters.
Okay, so my father’s cleaning out a bunch of his old files, and he just found this one poem I wrote in summer ‘97 (erratic grammar and spelling intact):
Oh Mother, Mother
Theres something under my bed
With neon green tentacles
And eyes, fiery red:
I can see it’s tentacles
It’s coming to eat me
There is no doubt
Mom ran in
Looked under the bed
In 2.5 seconds
She was eaten and was dead
Then out came my father
When he heard the slurping noise
He was gone in 1 second
last thing he saw, was my toys.
Now mom + dad were gone
I was filled with glee
Gone, was the monster
After I slipped him, a twenty
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
This never gets old :)
“You got: Josh Lyman.
You’re as charming as you are clever — and you’re very clever. You tend to talk a big game, but behind that bravado, you’re a humble and idealistic team player. People are drawn to your confidence and eloquence, and you have no problem being in the spotlight. You can easily win people over to your side, which makes you a powerful ally and a dangerous enemy.”
You got: C.J. Cregg
You’re the definition of approachable coolness. You’re a total pro when it comes to your job, and have the rare ability to defuse tense situations with intelligent humor. You’re quick-witted, empathetic, and you don’t mince words. You can stand your ground without becoming confrontational, and while you rarely create conflict, you don’t back down from it. You’re very loyal and value honesty above all. And obviously, no one does “The Jackal” like you.
You got: Danny Concannon
You’re the epitome of a quick-witted charmer. Your off-kilter humor sometimes makes people forget that you’re sharp as a tack, intellectually and emotionally perceptive, and tenacious. Yes, you’re usually the first to crack a joke, but you’re also the first to crack a story. You’re very good at getting what you want in life through honesty and personal networking, and you don’t back down from a challenge.
I’m surprised, but also okay with this.
"Mary Belle and the Mermaid" by Leo and Diane Dillon
"What is this place?" —
"The town of Spectre. Best-kept secret in Alabama!"
Big Fish — dir. Tim Burton (2003)
star trek + aliens
you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now
i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him
all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that
ABED MAHFOUZ Couture Spring/Summer 2012
Hijab fashion photography is just the best.
Hana Tajima, Dian Pelangi, Fatin Atiqah, Indah Nada Puspita, unknown, Dian Pelangi, and Indah Nada Puspita
these fab ladies have the most amazing fashion
Psst, larissafae, I found you some lovely and stylish women in hijab.
Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.
NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH.
also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters
This movie brought my mom to tears the first time she saw it. It’s beautiful.